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	Big footed man wins lawsuit A German court has ruled car maker Volvo has to pay compensation to the man who claims his feet were too big use the accelerator on his new car.
	Fireman in trouble for flying pirate flag The British man is facing prosecution for flying a skull and crossbones outside his home for his daughter's birthday party.
	Crocodile disrupts swimming class A group of schoolchildren in Australia had a surprise visitor in their swimming pool.
	Toilet surprise A German tourist had a shock when his caravan rolled 200 yards down a hill - while he was on the toilet.
	Ponytail suspension An Indian man is planning to take to the air by hanging from a his ponytail.
	Man complains after beer makes him drunk A Romanian man has lodged an official complaint with the local trading standards agency after he got drunk on a single beer.
	Fur seal caught trying to seduce penguin The South African-based scientists who witnessed the incident say it is the most unusual case of mammal mating behavior yet known.
	Lacrosse team members get "bum" deal Thirteen members of a high school lacrosse team have been disciplined for baring their bottoms for a prom invitation.
	Man wins four year battle over Riverdance music The man was disputing a $60 fine he received from a cop who thought he was playing Riverdance too loudly on his car stereo.
	Fertile women have "sexier" voice New research suggests a woman's voice becomes more alluring when she is at her most fertile.